Oh Gourd…. the Horror of Irregular Vegetables

Wonky carrots, undersized parsnips, revolting bolting leeks have all occurred in my vegetable patch this year along with flolloping lolloping sprouts and an epic failure to produce any peas*

You may have noticed a lack of photographic evidence that we even have a vegetable patch, and those more observant regular visitors to the blog may also have wondered vaguely if we actually have a garden as there has never been a picture posted of that either. Well for those more curious amongst you we do indeed have a garden and a veg patch at home, however both suffer from “cobblers children syndrome”. In much the same way as a cobblers children are rarely shod this Designer hasn’t actually found the time to design their own garden and so it is a place for trialling new plants, trying different combinations in an ad hoc wild and oft times weedy fashion.

So why am I telling you this you may wonder, especially as I rarely write wordy posts being time poor with no aspirations to be a writer, but sometimes when I have been thinking about something for a good long while I feel perhaps it may be time to try and put my thoughts down.

Well as I was realising that my butternut squash had again failed to measure up to those available in the supermarket I thought more about supermarkets, the fashion industry and my wordless wednesday pics and the unrelenting pursuit of perfection. Here I was feeling slightly miffed at my own inability to grow a decent sized gourd when supermarkets are full of perfect veg and I’ve always been miffed about skinny girls and chemically enhanced chaps in magazines making people feel thoroughly inadequate about themselves. It suddenly struck me that in only posting those rare snapshots in time when something in the garden it as its peak and cropping out the weeds in the background I am just as guilty of pimping perfection.

Feelings of inadequacy
Feelings of inadequacy

Now that’s not to say that I am suddenly going to start posting pics of my weedy veg patch but it did make me think more about vegetables in general. The amount of fruit and veg wasted because it is judged to be the wrong size or shape is quite horrific, I’m not sure that any supermarket has ever enquired as to my personal preference for a parsnip or potato. If any supermarket is interested I prefer a range of sizes within a batch of carrots, small for stock, med for roast and larger for adding to a spag bol. Saying that this is consumer led is, I feel, only part of the story. I think the uniformity of vegetables is more to do with the mechanisation of production than the pursuit of perfection and the profit margins of producer and retailer, which is why they’re in business after all. Let’s be honest with ourselves if as consumers we demand different sized or shaped veg and are prepared to part with our hard earned cash you can be sure a retailer will supply it and farmer will grow it. So with this in mind I’m going to cut myself some slack and delight in the full range of my own slightly inadequate squash and ask my local supermarket for wonky veg or buy it from an independent greengrocer.

Honey Bear, Queensland Blue, Waltham Butternut, and Hunter
Honey Bear, Queensland Blue, Waltham Butternut, and Hunter in various shapes and sizes

*the peas failed only because I failed to remember to sow them.

Land of the Rising Sun and Musical Interludes

Have you noticed that everything’s a journey these days especially on the tellybox, everybody’s at it from butchers, bakers and garden makers

Well my lovely reader, not being one to shy away from the trend I too have been on a journey, both a personal one and a professional one. However as this is not “The Only Way is Gardening” you’ll be pleased to know that there will be no extended periods of navel gazing just lots of pictures of plants and gardens. Mostly mine in this post, but then again this is my blog so I think its allowed. There will be a more balanced approach in further posts I promise.

As some of you may know I was one of five designers from England chosen to have a design in The International Residential Garden Show held in the grounds of Huisten Bosh Nagasaki home of The Gardening World Cup.

There were lots of times during this trip I wish I’d had my camera to hand, not least the journey from the airport to my hotel. Traveling through the streets of Nagasaki by bus gives you an excellent view into gardens, which for a nosey Garden Designer was a treat. Lots of allotment style gardens with black loamy soil growing some plants I recognised and others which although I have grown before such as Colocasia or Elephants Ears I had never though of as edible (further research has lead me to believe they are) and lots of cloud pruning.

Further out of Nagasaki the landscape changed to take in fewer houses and more fields. Now being from a farming county fields are a common sight in Herefordshire, these however were paddy fields of a most glorious acid green and not surrounded by hedges but swathes of crimson Lycoris radiata also known as the hurricane lily. The sides of the hills were terraced with more paddy fields cutting onto forests populated by huge bamboos… stunning.

So far, so verbose, so it must be time for some pictures.

Nothing prepares you for Huis Ten Bosh, the scale of the place is epic as is the legendary piped music. You walk past the train station and over the bridge and bam, goodbye Japan

Last glimpse of Japan for a few days
Last glimpse of Japan for a few days

and hello Holland. It’s not often my journey to work takes me past windmills and canals.

Toto we're definitely not in Kansas anymore
Toto we’re definitely not in Kansas anymore

And so to the grounds surrounding a replica dutch palace where my garden was starting to take shape….

Before
Before

…..and working with the ever cheerful Mr Ichinose and the ever resourceful Mr Masaki together we turned and empty plot into a little slice of England.

After
After

The irony of recreating a traditional British cottage garden in a replica Dutch town in Japan was not lost on me lovely reader.

We had everything you could need in this type of garden…..

Vegetables, salad and hidden treasures
Vegetables, salad and hidden treasures

……including naughty invisible chickens laying eggs in random places……

Herbs, aromatics and vegetables jostling for space
Herbs, aromatics vegetables and salad jostling for space

…..borders stuffed to the gunnels with a feast for the eyes, nose and stomach…….

Overflowing
Overflowing

…..so stuffed in fact the garden overflowed under the fence……

Intermingling perennials and annuals cottage stylie
Intermingling perennials and annuals cottage stylie

…..but in all the hustle and bustle of jostling plants my favourite spot…..

Quiet spot for reflection perfect for catching up on the latest Cottage Herbery tome
Quiet spot for reflection perfect for catching up on the latest Cottage Herbery tome

….somewhere quiet to take time out, and reflect on the garden and its visitors…..

Garden proving popular with the locals
Garden proving popular with the locals
Plant it and they will come
Plant it and they will come
Hide and Seek
Hide and Seek

Hide and seek seemed a popular game amongst the four and two legged visitors to the garden and I’ll leave you with perhaps my favourite picture, a little boy playing in the garden with his Mum.

Inspiring a new generation through play
Inspiring a new generation through play